Our Dearly Departed Betty White left us with some words of wisdom...
10 Tips for Living A Long & Happy Life- Thanks, Betty!
10) Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you’re ugly.
9) Exercise. Or don’t. What the hell do I care?
8) Never apologize, it shows weakness.
7) The best way to earn a quick buck is a slip and fall lawsuit
6) Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.
5) Schedule nightly appointment with Dr. Johnny Walker.
4) Take some wheat grass, soy paste, and carob, toss in the garbage and cook yourself a big ass piece of pork.
3) Try not to die. (Ouch, too soon? Her words!)
2) Never dwell on past mistakes, especially you, LeBron!
1) Don’t waste your time watching this crap!
Missing you already <3